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Everything happens for a special reason, especially stepping in dogshit barefoot. There are a hundred twenty-four synonyms for “anger” but none for “zygote.” Space is free. Enclosing it is expensive.
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Man with X-Ray Eyeglasses Can See Right Through "Things"Cleef Lakker of Huffakers, NV has a skill highly prized by high school boys everywhere. He can see right through things -- like for instance clothing to name one thing. States Lakker: "Wow! I didn't believe the ad in Manly Crusader magazine but for 22 bucks what did I have to lose? Not only do the glasses look quite classy I can see everything if you know what I mean!"
Unfortunately for Lakker his retinas exploded and he is spending most of his time in the Helen Keller School for men who act like boys... . more news
JURY DUTY
it's all about voting and justice and getting the notice in the mailmissing work
- citizens' duty and all -
fine if you're on a salary fifteen dollars per diem with parking validation
free coffee in a crowded room waiting for your number to come up
peoples' lives
go up in the smoke
of due process
lawyers cranking out money judges cracking jokes
citizens laugh
early in the why me morning and me waiting in a long numbered line
until the defendant
cops a plea
and I can go home to write this one long sentence at a time
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