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I.
after a few beers i start yelling
“throw the high cheese!”
it echoes through slot canyons
bouncing off buttes
in the prickly night sky
let’s see that echo on instant replay –
no, never mind, let’s see bob dylan
beat newt gingrich’s ass
across the golden waves of grain
purple beaches, majestic dunes
I sit and watch the lunar sunset
fall through the ocean
salt water echoes throb slowly
barely audible, welcome sunshine
welcome night
welcome shooting stars
blazing comets
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II.
the guy who put the money in the jukebox
went back to bulgaria
hank williams doesn’t care
sleeping forever in the backseat
of a coupe de ville
dead grouchy marxite commies
dialectin’ bad economic shit in the trunk
oncoming semi throws a brushback pitch
that’s ok, just mash the throttle into next week
meet me in st louis , I’ll absolve you
of all sins, and all good deeds
become one with the non bell curve
revel in the misdemeanors committed
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III.
moises alou looks skyward
crosses his heart, adjusts his cup
takes ball four swinging
the ghost of casey stengel
zips across the emerald outfield
visible only from the underbelly
of the goodyear blimp
which shivers and contracts slightly
before dropping
an astral goodyear meteorite
on third base
it lays unnoticed
until the winning run trips
rounding third
and the stadium utterly explodes
the end
thank god
who cares
braves win!
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lV.
my
cucumber was in a pickle
my foot stole your shoe
my other foot astride
the buttes of outer kitschy key west
watching an asteroid crash
on a mesa outside west palm beach
making waves from here to
the pancake plateaus of alpha centauri
riding the high cheese locomotive train
expresso con loco con gusto
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V.
short
stops, sac flies and ground rule doubles
describe the universe better
than gravity or string theory
if physicists played baseball
the world would be a better place
if the universe had more parking
and more traffic
i’d move right in
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by the floating
poet boys |